Geordie In London - Funny Joke?!
Question: A Geordie is in London for the day and really fancie's a pint of NewCastle Brown Ale.
It isn't long before he comes across a pub.
Once inside he walks up to the barman and asks for his favorite drink, a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale.
"I'm sorry" say's the barman "We don't sell Newcastle Brown Ale here"
The Geordie is gutted, but as he is thirsty he decides to have anything that the barman can offer.
"Will a pint of Witbred do sir?" the barman enquired handing him the drink.
"That'll do" the Geordie
answers and takes a good long gulp, "Wy-ay thats not bad" he said in apreciation, "Im ganna need a piss now. Can ya look after me pint while I'm in there?"
"Certainly Sir" answered the barman
"But I don't want anybody touching my pint, there will be hell to pay if they do" and off he goes to the toilet to relieve himself.
While he's in there a big black woman walks up to the geordie's pint, takes a sip from it and then farts in it. The barman see's this but is to late. He panics, remembering the Geordie's threat and 2 seconds later in comes the geordie back from the toilet. He's about to pick up his pint when he notices a fresh lipstick mark on the glass,"whats be goin on ere then man? Some one's ad me pint". Sweating, and pointing at the black woman over in the corner, the barman tells the story of how she farted in his pint.
"Reet then" say's the geordie rolling up his sleeves, and marches over to where the big black woman is sat,
"'scuse me luv, you fart in ma Whitbred"
to which the woman replies,
"No I'm Tessa Sanderson."
Answers: A Geordie is in London for the day and really fancie's a pint of NewCastle Brown Ale.
It isn't long before he comes across a pub.
Once inside he walks up to the barman and asks for his favorite drink, a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale.
"I'm sorry" say's the barman "We don't sell Newcastle Brown Ale here"
The Geordie is gutted, but as he is thirsty he decides to have anything that the barman can offer.
"Will a pint of Witbred do sir?" the barman enquired handing him the drink.
"That'll do" the Geordie
answers and takes a good long gulp, "Wy-ay thats not bad" he said in apreciation, "Im ganna need a piss now. Can ya look after me pint while I'm in there?"
"Certainly Sir" answered the barman
"But I don't want anybody touching my pint, there will be hell to pay if they do" and off he goes to the toilet to relieve himself.
While he's in there a big black woman walks up to the geordie's pint, takes a sip from it and then farts in it. The barman see's this but is to late. He panics, remembering the Geordie's threat and 2 seconds later in comes the geordie back from the toilet. He's about to pick up his pint when he notices a fresh lipstick mark on the glass,"whats be goin on ere then man? Some one's ad me pint". Sweating, and pointing at the black woman over in the corner, the barman tells the story of how she farted in his pint.
"Reet then" say's the geordie rolling up his sleeves, and marches over to where the big black woman is sat,
"'scuse me luv, you fart in ma Whitbred"
to which the woman replies,
"No I'm Tessa Sanderson."
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one.!!!
Cheers.!!!
u only enjoy it if you're a brit...
I can't believe I just wasted so much of my life reading that drivel.
lol I like it
This is real dumb. I don't get it.
thats a really good one lol
STUPID
can u make it short n crisp???????
its as old as the hills that one
whey haway man,ya showing us geordies up with crap like this, coarse i get it,its just im sure you could give us better thats all am saying.
Well he said he wanted a brown ale.......so he got his wish.
Bit of a shaggy dog tale but lots of smiles. A boozy star for your trouble!
you need therapy.
that was a cheesy joke
when you have a story based joke like this (especially one that is this long) it HAS TO have a great punchline, this one was weak. The payoff was way too small.
that wasnt funny caz i dunno who dat lass is and btw im a geordie so make up betta jokes next time
not funny at all
oldie but goodie,mines a different version though.
omg thats wkd
GEORDIE rules woop woop!!!!!
(Im a geordie, incase u didnt guess)
Rock out