Three men in heaven.......?!
Question: Three dead men were waiting at the gates of heaven
A saint was deciding what they would travel around heaven in, by how many times they cheated on their wifes
The first man said "I never cheated on my wife. I love her." He got to ride in a Ford Mustang
The seccond man said "I cheated on my wife only once. But I was young. I love her..." He got a motorcycle
The third guy said., "I cheated on my wife three times.....I regret it." He got an electric scooter.
Later, the man on the electric scooter saw the man in the Ford Mustang crying.
"Whats wrong?" He asked.
The man with the Ford Mustang looked up and said, "My wife died. She just came by on a pair of roller skates!"
Answers: Three dead men were waiting at the gates of heaven
A saint was deciding what they would travel around heaven in, by how many times they cheated on their wifes
The first man said "I never cheated on my wife. I love her." He got to ride in a Ford Mustang
The seccond man said "I cheated on my wife only once. But I was young. I love her..." He got a motorcycle
The third guy said., "I cheated on my wife three times.....I regret it." He got an electric scooter.
Later, the man on the electric scooter saw the man in the Ford Mustang crying.
"Whats wrong?" He asked.
The man with the Ford Mustang looked up and said, "My wife died. She just came by on a pair of roller skates!"
hehe...here's one for u
Superman, Snow White and the Hunchback of Notre Dame were sitting around talking about their best qualities. Superman said, "I am considered to be the strongest man in the world." Snow White said, "I am considered to be the fairest maiden in the world." Hunchback said, "Well, I have the reputation of being the ugliest man in the world."
Superman suggested they go to the castle and see what Snow White's mirror had to say. Superman went in first. When he returned he said the mirror confirmed that he is still the strongest man in the world. Snow White was next and when she joined the other two she said she was, indeed, still the fairest maiden in the world. The Hunchback was next and when he came out he had a puzzled look on his face. He asked the other two, "Who is Dennis Rodman ?"
Lol, nice one
LOL
A little uneasy, but quite funny.
thats a good 1!
rotflmaooooooooooooo that's hilarious poor guys
lol!
good joke