Does anyone have any REALLY rude jokes?!
Question: I just need some for my boyfriend lol.
Answers: I just need some for my boyfriend lol.
little boy and his mom was in the park when he spotted a couple making love in the bushes, what they doing mom, he asked. their making a cake, said his mom hoping that be the last of it.. week later their at the zoo and he spots two monkeys fooling about, look mom the monkeys are making a cake. l'm surprised you remember that said his mom. yes l remembered because the other night l got up and came downstairs and saw you and daddy making a cake in the sitting room, and when you went to bed l sneaked down and licked the icing off the sofa
what do you call a box of Fanny's.... clitoris alsorts
Yeah, but they are not appropriate for this site.
2 flies on a naked woman, which fly is australian? the 1 in the bush..
a man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"...
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Fat stuff
fat stuff who?
your already fat stuffed?
Sorry that one is just cheesy dont have many mean ones
watch georgle lopez and imitate some of his
whats blue and fuc*s old ladies??................................... hypothermia....not rude just sick but hopefully he will like it.
This one cracks me up:
There once were two priests, father Dick and father Ray.
One day after a very long mass, the two priests decided to hit the showers, halfway through there showers the priests realized that there was no soap.
So, father Ray says to Father dick "I have extra soap in my room, I'll go get some".
So he leaves to fetch the soap and doesn't bother to get dressed becuase who would still be in the church at such a late hour? So he comes back from his room with two bars of soap and is walking down the hall when suddenly he hears voices coming around the corner, so with his quick thinking he froze to the wall, stiff as a statue.
The voices turned out to be that of three nuns, who, when saw him standing there like a statue stopped to look at and admire him complimenting at how realistic he looks and what a nice body he has.
When suddenly one of the nuns reaches out and grabbed his penis.
Startled, he dropped a bar of soap, with this the nun said "Oh look, a soap dispencer", wanting to test the first nuns theory the second nun reaches out and also grabs his penis, again he drops a bar of soap.
With this the nun says "Yes it's true, it is a soap dispencer".
Wanting to get her share of soap and excitement too, the third nun reaches out and grabs his penis.
But nothing happended for he was all out of soap, so she goes on yanking and pulling his penis for the next few minutes until, to her delight, she squeals "Oh! Look, handcream!"
i wont say
whats blue and comes in brownies?
Cub scouts
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!!!"
one day a boy and his dad were wlking through a park when they came across a used condom on the path.. 'daddy whats that?' the boy asked and the dad not wanting to be rude replied 'its just a biscuit' a little later on the dad had a sudden thought and turned to his son and said 'son you didnt touch that biscuit earlier did you??' and with a very calm tone said 'of course not daddy..i just eat the cream inside...
wrong site for them - sorry