Weirdest And Funniest Stuff I've Seen.?!
Question: Have you ever wondered why so many criminal immigrants are granted citizenship? Well here are some of the questions on my british boyfriends citizenship paperwork. Basically, they're weeding out the idiots...not the criminals!
~Do you owe any State or Federal taxes that are overdue?
~Have you ever been a member of The Communist Party?
~Have you ever been a member of any other Totalitarian party?
~Have you ever been a member of a Terrorist Organization?
~Have you ever advocated the overthrow of any government by force or violence?
~Have you ever persecuted any person because of race, religion, national origin, etc?
~Between March 23, 1933 and May 8, 1945 did you work for or associate in any way with The Nazi Government of Germany; Any government in any area occupied by, allied with, or established with the help of the Nazi government; Any German, Nazi, or SS Military unit, self defense unit, vigilante unit, citizen unit, extermination camp, concentration camp, or labor camp?
Answers: Have you ever wondered why so many criminal immigrants are granted citizenship? Well here are some of the questions on my british boyfriends citizenship paperwork. Basically, they're weeding out the idiots...not the criminals!
~Do you owe any State or Federal taxes that are overdue?
~Have you ever been a member of The Communist Party?
~Have you ever been a member of any other Totalitarian party?
~Have you ever been a member of a Terrorist Organization?
~Have you ever advocated the overthrow of any government by force or violence?
~Have you ever persecuted any person because of race, religion, national origin, etc?
~Between March 23, 1933 and May 8, 1945 did you work for or associate in any way with The Nazi Government of Germany; Any government in any area occupied by, allied with, or established with the help of the Nazi government; Any German, Nazi, or SS Military unit, self defense unit, vigilante unit, citizen unit, extermination camp, concentration camp, or labor camp?
you missed one: are you legally here in America?
I'm 13 and I am a good girl!!!!