First one to answer this with a funny random answer wins!?!
Question: UMM...10 pts. for the first one that makes me laugh!?!
Answers: UMM...10 pts. for the first one that makes me laugh!?!
i like pudding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZPWwAXBn...
A husband and wife from New York were traveling to Florida for vacation. They were taking a second honeymoon to the same hotel they stayed at when they first married 30 years ago. Due to their different schedules the husband left a day before his wife. When he arrived he e-mailed to his wife, but accidentally sent it to the wrong address.
Mean while in Texas an elderly woman was morning the death of her husband. He had enjoyed a successful career as a preacher. When she came home from the funeral she checked her e-mail. She screamed and passed out. The e-mail read:
Subject: I’ve arrived
To my loving wife,
They have e-mail here now and allow you to e-mail your loved ones. Just wanted to let you know I arrived safely. The trip was much shorter than I expected. Everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow. See you soon!
P.S. It’s really hot down here
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i gt solid marks cuz m sure dat m da 1 who ll make u laugh fst............................well idun hav to say ne ne ne nethng just look in the mirror..................................... i got 10 points
A Mexican donkey on the top of mt smokey eating rosie o'donalds underwear while singing amazing grace
If you can NOT raed tihs, you are etehir kockend out, or, daed, or you are jsut palin siuptd. Fruhretr mroe, if you udneasrntd tihs, you are namrol, cnorgatluaionts!!!
GOOD---In Elkins, a West Virginia State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road
with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER---A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Fairmont, WV A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST --A young woman was pulled over in Morgantown, WV for speeding. As the WV State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the West Virginia State Police Ball." He replied, " WV State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he
realized what he 'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
Redneck--- A redneck was stopped by a game warden in central Mississippi recently with
> two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well Known for it' s
> fishing.
>
> The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish"?
>
> Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there licenses.
>
> You must understand, these here are my pet fish."
>
> "Pet fish?"
>
> "Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim
> 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these
> here ice chests and I take 'em home."
>
> "That's a bunch of bull_ _ _ _! Fish can't do that."
>
> The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth
> Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works!"
>
> "Okay." said the warden. "I've got to see this!"
>
> The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
>
> After several minutes, the war den says , "Well?"
>
> "Well, what?", says the redneck.
>
> The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"
>
> "Call who back?"
>
> "The FISH', replied the warden!"
>
> The redneck said, "WHAT fish?"
>
>
> Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers but we
> ain't as dumb as some government employees.
>
the first answerer's video was so not funny, don't even waste time watching it. the joke was funny, about the elderly woman! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY LOL!
So Hillary Clinton walks into a bar claiming that she has an erection.
lalalalal horse ****.
Bill Clinton walks into a bar claiming that hes queifing.
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A guy is walking around walmart shout blah blah blah horney bitches make me want to have sex. the next day a chair falls on the man and he dies. a minute later a man comes by and says awe look what happened to this poor little chair.
I bet that the only reasons bullies bully people is because they can't orgasm.
Have I made you laugh yet?
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You know how shitty school lunch can be? One time they claimed it was Turkey and gravy with mashed potatoes. I'm like oh, can't go wrong with that. but boy was I wrong. it looked like week old cat food. never getting that agian. once iad lasignia and it was like a brick. we could pick up the hole thing with one hand. Then we threw it against the wall. same with cream cheese . we got bored.
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well hope i've made you laugh.
=]
TACO
SMART ALEC:dont look outta the window!!
SILLY SELENA:why??
SMART ALEC:people will think that its halloween
SMART ALEC:whats the name of your perfume?
SILLY SELENA:high heaven
SMART ALEC:certainly stinks to it
a man dug up a hole and did not know what to do with the pile of earth ...........so what did he do
he dug another hole and put it in!!
mary had a little cow
and she fed it safety pins
and every time she milked that cow
the milk came out in tins
sam sam the dirty man
washed is face with a frying pan
combed his hair with a donkeys tail
and scratched his back with his big toe nail
which nut invaded England?
William the conker(no offence)
who died at waterloo?
napoleon blownapart(same here)
SON:MON MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOM:whats wrong??
SON:does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
MOM:why,yes jimmy
SON:then quick give me an apple,i broke the doctors window
CUSTOMER:waiter,my apple pie is squashed
WAITER:u did ask me to step on it sir
and i've got lots more
uhhhhhh.....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....uhhhhhhhh... *eat pizza*....*chew*.......*munch*.......*ch... *thinking about chewing gulping and burping*.....duhhhhhhhh.....*insert random answer here*.