Bloody mess?!
Question: This guy was at a club tryin to pick up women. He started danceing with one and after about 30 minutes he tells her " hey lets go back to my place". she replies "okay, but i gotta warn u im on my period.’’ the guy says "alright" and then they went back to his house. the next morning the guy wakes up to find that she had already left. but he notices that there is blood all over his sheets. the guy thinks to himself "oh no i must have hurt her" he gets up out of bed and walks into the bathroom. there is blood everywhere, in the shower, on the floor, in the sink. he then says"i think i killed her" he turns to face the mirror and he sees that he has blood all over his mouth and he yells out "Oh my god, i ate her!!!"
Answers: This guy was at a club tryin to pick up women. He started danceing with one and after about 30 minutes he tells her " hey lets go back to my place". she replies "okay, but i gotta warn u im on my period.’’ the guy says "alright" and then they went back to his house. the next morning the guy wakes up to find that she had already left. but he notices that there is blood all over his sheets. the guy thinks to himself "oh no i must have hurt her" he gets up out of bed and walks into the bathroom. there is blood everywhere, in the shower, on the floor, in the sink. he then says"i think i killed her" he turns to face the mirror and he sees that he has blood all over his mouth and he yells out "Oh my god, i ate her!!!"
That's the bloodiest joke I heard for a long time but has lots of smiles. Have a red star for your trouble.
Ewwwwwwww!
cute, kinda' nasty, have a star.
Haha!
hahahahahahaha
nice one
well, thats one option..... i can think of another that is more fun. the eating part is correct...
that made me just about pee myself !!!!!!!! =]]]
hahahahahahahahha
Ha ha have i got something in my teeth?
Hehe!
That is very funny
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hah thats funny
lol, not the smartest guy in the world
have a star
lol, funny. get a star, I dk where from tho, aww, just kidding, lol!
Gross but really funny ha ha lol
ha, pretty funny!
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is a bloody mess, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
hahahha funny but kinda gross.....
Funny! That joke make me hungry : P
I thought it was a different joke!! Very good
The one I was thinking of is when he asks her back to his place, she says, "Oh, I'm on my cycle" and he says, "That's OK. We'll get a cab then"
nice one not heard that before
omg v. funny XD
lmao
funny but gross
haha ewww thats gross
omg that is f*cking nasty gurl!!!!!!!!
altho ur picture is hot!!!!
wow this guy really messed up he must have been completely inebriated(drunk) to do what he did with her and to assume that he commited such a violent crime man that would be messed up thing to wake up to in the morning
ewww lmao
WELL, OK TERRIFIC.