Finish these songs and jokes and quotes.......worth 10 pts.?!
Question: 1) ( Joke ) A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says...........
2) ( song ) I got a golden ticket..............
3) ( quote ) To be..........
4) ( joke ) 2 blondes walk down the street 1st blonde says look at the dead bird.............................
5) ( song ) Stop! in................
6) ( quote ) Uninterpreted truth is as useless as.....................
7) ( joke ) Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said.............
Answers: 1) ( Joke ) A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says...........
2) ( song ) I got a golden ticket..............
3) ( quote ) To be..........
4) ( joke ) 2 blondes walk down the street 1st blonde says look at the dead bird.............................
5) ( song ) Stop! in................
6) ( quote ) Uninterpreted truth is as useless as.....................
7) ( joke ) Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said.............
1. why the long face?
2. I've got a golden twinkle in my eye
3. or not to be.
4. The 2nd blonde looks up and says, "Where!!"
5. the name of love
6. buried gold.
7. Ew, who farted?
1.Why the long face.
2. ?
3.or not to be.
4.?
5.the name of love.
6.?
7.?
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5) STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE, DA DADADA DADA! SORRY I don't think that is the song, but worth a try, lol!
1) Did you get your shoes shined?
2) to go to a tree qrowing ceremony
3) a banana
4) it's not moving
5) the middle of teh road
6) You
7) Wow that smells good.
1) why the long face?
2) ive got a golden chance to make my way/ive got a golden sun up in my sky
3)..or not to be? that is the question
4) *looks up* where!
5) ..the name of love?
6) burried gold
7) ew! who farted?
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1) ( Joke ) A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says
Why the long face?
2) ( song ) I got a golden ticket.
I Got a Golden ticket!
3) ( quote ) To be.
Or not to be. That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or by opposing end them
4) ( joke ) 2 blondes walk down the street 1st blonde says look at the dead bird.
and says, they're flying low today.
5) ( song ) Stop! in
the name of love before you break my heart. Think it o-o-ver.
6) ( quote ) Uninterpreted truth is as useless as
fully explained falsity
7) ( joke ) Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said
would you like firsts or seconds?
1. why the long face
2.i've got a chance to make my way
3. or not to be
4.?
5.the name of love
6.?
7. Pshew whats that smell?
1)why the long face?
2)???????
3)or not to be, that is the question
4)???????
5)the name of love, b4 you break my heart
6)???????
7)this poo has maggots!