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Question: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him."

"Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs."

"Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.


Answers: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him."

"Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs."

"Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

haha
Kind of reminds me of the guy that had been bitten by a snake, on the end of his tool, whilst taking a leak in the bush.
His mate rides bake into town and asks the Dr. How to help him.
The Dr. tells him 2cut the skin between the fang marks and suck the poison out..
So he rides his Harley bak to his mate, who by now is in a pretty bad way.
His member is swollen and purple.
he's rolling on the ground in obvious agony..
He sees his mate and screams out..Well???
"What did the Dr. say???

"youre going to die mate...Youre gona die.."

the early squirrel gets the nut!

haha omg what a strange wife

nice one there ,hope u got more jokes to die for

snigger

haha funny :D

lmao very good

funny as a

lol what a meanie wife!!!!!

Lol that was a good one...

good ones thanks

hahah i would do the same!

LOL

~STAR~~

Haha Gud one!



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