Want to hear a policeman joke?!


Question: A policeman pulls over a little old blue haired lady for speeding.
He goes up to the car and asks her for her license.
She says, "I don't have a license."
"Well, how about the registration?" asks the cop.
"This isn't my car. I stole it," says the lady.
"Could you step out of the car please ma'am?"
" Sure, while I'm at it, would you like me to open the trunk? There's a dead body inside."
Naturally the cop freaks and calls for backup.
Backup arrives and after handcuffing the lady the cops find her license, registration in her name, and no dead body in the trunk. Everything is in order.
When the cops ask the lady why she told the first officer all those things, she says, "yeah, and I bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."


Answers: A policeman pulls over a little old blue haired lady for speeding.
He goes up to the car and asks her for her license.
She says, "I don't have a license."
"Well, how about the registration?" asks the cop.
"This isn't my car. I stole it," says the lady.
"Could you step out of the car please ma'am?"
" Sure, while I'm at it, would you like me to open the trunk? There's a dead body inside."
Naturally the cop freaks and calls for backup.
Backup arrives and after handcuffing the lady the cops find her license, registration in her name, and no dead body in the trunk. Everything is in order.
When the cops ask the lady why she told the first officer all those things, she says, "yeah, and I bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."

funny. I like it.

aww that's cute. i'm gonna use that **** when in get older.

that is a keeper

OMG...I haven't heard this joke in over 15 years....LOL!!! I've been trying to remember how to tell this joke. Thanks!

I kind of get it. But it isn't as funny as I thought it would. Sorry.

LMAO!...I should use that one!

This Sh*t is hillarious.
it made my day.

its funny i guess...............

LOL.
initially i found it hard to understand,
but now, i find it super funny!
hahaha

Heard it i only had to read the first line to know and the real punch line is the lying ***tard told you i was speeding

Not a great one !

:-)



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