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Question: Now you might wonder how the angel got on top of the Christmas Tree. (This is NOT the real reason, it joke.)

Santa has been having a very bad day. The elves had destroyed all their hard work and threatned to go on strike. Mrs.Claus had yelled at him, the reindeers were all sick, his clothes were torn, and all the cookies had burned. It was fouling Santa up. He was very angry and yelled at everyone in sight. Finally a polite knock came from the door, and an angel was holding a Christmas Tree and a hymn book. "Merry Christmas, Santa!" she beamed. "Would you like to hear a hymn after I place this tree somewhere?" *LOUD BEEPING NOISE LIKE WHAT THEY DO ON TV WHEN SOMEONE SWEARS, ONLY LONGER* and thus began the angel on top of the Christmas Tree, holding a hymn book.

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Why is there a star now? The angel, after much struggling and pain, managed to get off the Christmas Tree, but never made it fully down. That is why he is hanging on the branches.



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Answers: Now you might wonder how the angel got on top of the Christmas Tree. (This is NOT the real reason, it joke.)

Santa has been having a very bad day. The elves had destroyed all their hard work and threatned to go on strike. Mrs.Claus had yelled at him, the reindeers were all sick, his clothes were torn, and all the cookies had burned. It was fouling Santa up. He was very angry and yelled at everyone in sight. Finally a polite knock came from the door, and an angel was holding a Christmas Tree and a hymn book. "Merry Christmas, Santa!" she beamed. "Would you like to hear a hymn after I place this tree somewhere?" *LOUD BEEPING NOISE LIKE WHAT THEY DO ON TV WHEN SOMEONE SWEARS, ONLY LONGER* and thus began the angel on top of the Christmas Tree, holding a hymn book.

Epiolouge

Why is there a star now? The angel, after much struggling and pain, managed to get off the Christmas Tree, but never made it fully down. That is why he is hanging on the branches.



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