Home from school?!
Question: young lad comes home from school in tears, his dad asks whats wrong." I had sex with the physics teacher !"Dad says"congratulations son your now a man ,have a beer, but why the tears?" because I've got a sore ars* dad !"
Answers: young lad comes home from school in tears, his dad asks whats wrong." I had sex with the physics teacher !"Dad says"congratulations son your now a man ,have a beer, but why the tears?" because I've got a sore ars* dad !"
Haha wasnt expecting that...good one!
*OUCH*
OK, i don't get the question in this :s, but good joke
What did teacher use?
eeewwwwwwww!!!!
Ooh!
wow....nasty
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
i know one like that, i think i may have put it on yahoo though??
16 year old boy goes out for the first time with his mates. when he comes home he sees his parents in the kitchen, they ask how his night went and he replies,' great thanks, i had sex for the first time'.
mums says to his father,'you can talk to him, im going out.'
dad makes a cuppa for them both, walks to the lounge and tells his son to sit down, the boy replies'sorry dad i cant, my ar$e still hurts.'
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahah that was brill!!!!!!!!! phew im crying ^_^
sorry, not funny