Scottish frugality at its best....?!
Question: A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.
"£85 for an extraction, Sir".
"£85?!", the Scot exclaims. "Ha' ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge, Sir" replies the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"
"That's unusual, Sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still withoot an anaesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism, and it'll be painful, but the price could drop to £40."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer student do the extraction, with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
"I guess it would be good for the students" mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5, but it will be traumatic."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
Answers: A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.
"£85 for an extraction, Sir".
"£85?!", the Scot exclaims. "Ha' ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge, Sir" replies the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"
"That's unusual, Sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still withoot an anaesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism, and it'll be painful, but the price could drop to £40."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer student do the extraction, with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
"I guess it would be good for the students" mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5, but it will be traumatic."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
Haha!, I like that - the Scottish are supposed to be notoriety tight as a badger ar*e!................
saw it coming, but it's cute, have a star.
I like it,Thanks.
very very good
ha ha ha that made me laugh just before going to bed!!! I bid u all a goodnight! :-) Pooh is leaving the living room. x
Thank you for a laugh
that's so old it mouldy but OK
Hehehehehehehehehe......................... for that.
A shiny star for you. x
OMGOSH!!! That is freaking crazy.....I would murder my husband if he did that to me...but it is HILARIOUS... Star for you.
hahaha....dats hilarious...
u deserve a star!xx
Now that was funnnny!
**STAR 4 U
haha LOL he thought it was 4 him but it was 4 his WIFE LOL