Ladies if you ever need to get a little revenge, this could help??!
Question: ADULT JOKE ONLY PLEASE!!! not to bad but dont get all upset @ me! ?
A girl and her new boyfriend go to the pub.
When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.
She says: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear.... "It's called a Blo*job Revenge
*STAR* if you liked it! thanx!
Answers: ADULT JOKE ONLY PLEASE!!! not to bad but dont get all upset @ me! ?
A girl and her new boyfriend go to the pub.
When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.
She says: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear.... "It's called a Blo*job Revenge
*STAR* if you liked it! thanx!
VERY FUNNY>....i start to like your jokes keep on going..
haha i've done that to this chick before that messed around with an ex of mine its awesome!!!! haha
I love this joke, just make sure you don't tell it to a bar fly.
I told that joke to a drinker before and they called it a steamroller, it totally ruined the joke.
(oops, almost forgot to give you a star!)
i know, i know, im to young to think its funny, but, i laughed like HECK! and no, i am not a sinner who cussed. ( twelve year old)