A nasty surprise.?!
Question: A man was having a stroll in the country with his pregnant girlfriend when she needed to go for a poo. He told her to climb over a gate into a field and that he'd keep a look out for her. She climbed over the gate, took down her jeans and squatted. After a couple of minutes the man heard a chilling scream..."Aaarh, help...I've had a miscarriage...heeelp!
He jumped over the gate and asked her what was wrong...
"Look," she said, sobbing..."There...there's his...sob..... little legs. Sob...there's his little eyes...sob, sob..."
"Don't be stupid", said the man..."you've just crapped on a frog!"
Answers: A man was having a stroll in the country with his pregnant girlfriend when she needed to go for a poo. He told her to climb over a gate into a field and that he'd keep a look out for her. She climbed over the gate, took down her jeans and squatted. After a couple of minutes the man heard a chilling scream..."Aaarh, help...I've had a miscarriage...heeelp!
He jumped over the gate and asked her what was wrong...
"Look," she said, sobbing..."There...there's his...sob..... little legs. Sob...there's his little eyes...sob, sob..."
"Don't be stupid", said the man..."you've just crapped on a frog!"
lolage nice edit too
star
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thanks for the laugh
havea star
:(
poor!!!! (sorry)
not funny.
lmfao
thanks for that
Lol ewww
hahahha, how sad
this is not funny
Funny! 100!
i've heard better. plus i've heard this b4
hahahaha
okay..
Ha ha ha.!!!
Poor frog, lol.!!!
Excellent joke Rolyn.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
well ill say its rather disgusting
but it is funny.
fab joke. well worth a star. thanks