Who has some really good "Yo mama so fat..." jokes?!
Question: i need some good ones!
if u have some good mama jokes, i beg of u 2 reply 2 my question!
if i can, i will notify the person who i thought had the best one!
thx a lot!!!!!!
Answers: i need some good ones!
if u have some good mama jokes, i beg of u 2 reply 2 my question!
if i can, i will notify the person who i thought had the best one!
thx a lot!!!!!!
Go here:
http://home.comcast.net/~mykel1/yomomma....
They have lots of categories of "yo Momma" jokes. (i.e.; Yo momma so fat, Yo momma like a...)
Yo mama so fat that when your grandmama tried to abort your fat baby butt the vacuum wasn't big enough to suck you out.
Yo mama so fat that when she went roller skatin her tires went flat!
Yo mamma so fat that when she went to the beach the whales started singing "We are family"
Yo mammas so fat that when she turns around its her birthday.
You mammas so stupid she tried to put a cheeseburger on lay-by.
Yo mammas so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.
you mamma's like a hardware store,
only 10 cents a screw.
yo mamma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said
"look! they spelled macy's wrong!"
yo mamma's house is so small i walked in the front door and tripped over the back fence.
yo mamma so short, you can see her feet on her driver's licence.
yo mamma so fat, i known her all my life and i STILL ain't seen every bit of her.
yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale
it doctor said " i whanted your weight not the population of CHINA!"
yo want more?
PM me, dawg!
peace!
Yo momma so fat that when she puts on a clown suit she looks like a jumping castle
Yo momma so fat that when she puts on a yellow jacket people start yelling TAXI!!
Yo momma is so old her breast milk comes out as powder
Yo momma is so fat when i tried to drive around her my car ran out of petrol
Yo momma is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up
also try www.ahajokes.com/ym01.html
-yo mamas so fat when she got on a scale to weigh herself it said one at a time please
-yo mama has such a big gap in her teeth a school bus could fit through it
-yo mama has such a big mouth the world could fit through it
-Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
-Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
-Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
-Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
-Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
-Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
-Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
-Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.
yo mama is so fa that she has her own moons
yo mama is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said: "oh, who threw that peble?"
yo mama is so fat thatwhen she walk out of her hohuse wering a red dress, her nighbor said: "Hey, Cool Ade!"
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale, it said: to be continued...
Yo mama....
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cuz I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she eats dessert out of a ship...
those r the greatest of all times!!!