Whats your favorite yo momma joke?!


Question: there are so many yo momma jokes that exists and i wanna kno which one appeals to you...


Answers: there are so many yo momma jokes that exists and i wanna kno which one appeals to you...

many here are some of them

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.

Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to the bathroom.

Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!

Yo momma so ugly
rice krispies would'nt talk to her!

(although it is'nt funny and I really don't get it)

Yo mamma is such a gold-digging, money-grabbing one-legged witch - that's right she's Heather Mills

yo mamma so nasty she leaves her tampon in just so her crabs can go bungie jumpin

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SINGS IT'S OVA.

I DON'T GET IT EITHER. :S

Yo momma's so fat she has her own gravitational pull lol

in response to seanpreet s...you know that saying, "it ain't over until the fat lady sings"? well, your joke was "when yo' momma sings, it's over"...now do you get it?



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