Heard this?!
Question: A man was walking his dog alongside a canal one morning, when he noticed an old tramp floating face down in the water.
After calling the emergency services, he drags the poor chap out of the canal and proceeds to give him the kiss of life.
A few minutes later the ambulance arrives and the paramedic jumps out and straight away notices that instead of blowing into the tramps' mouth, the man is blowing up his ars_e.
"Hang on," says the paramedic, "you are blowing in the wrong end."
"Have you smelt his breath?" asks the man.
Answers: A man was walking his dog alongside a canal one morning, when he noticed an old tramp floating face down in the water.
After calling the emergency services, he drags the poor chap out of the canal and proceeds to give him the kiss of life.
A few minutes later the ambulance arrives and the paramedic jumps out and straight away notices that instead of blowing into the tramps' mouth, the man is blowing up his ars_e.
"Hang on," says the paramedic, "you are blowing in the wrong end."
"Have you smelt his breath?" asks the man.
No, I haven't heard it. But, it's not very funny.
Yeah, it's funny!!!
This guy took the "good samaritan" thing further than I would have.
Started my Monday off with a good laugh. First time I heard it. Have a great day and a star.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAH..GHAAHHAHAH.... that WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY MY STOMACH JUST BURST AND I NEED TO GO HOSPITAL SOOOOO FUNNY U SHUD MAKE UP ANOTHER ONE!!!!!
Nice...
thats the guys fault....he should have cleaned his teeth....LOL
Yes but worth hearing again
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... funny
No, I've never heard that one before but it didn't make me laugh. (Sorry)