How a mathematician will write a love letter (a joke?)?!
Question: My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical
eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude
(likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of t radians made a tangent to my
heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can
solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from
zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life
revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at
parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun will be making an
angle of 160 degrees with the horizon, my heart would be like a solved
polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima of an
unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
PythagoraS
Answers: My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical
eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude
(likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of t radians made a tangent to my
heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can
solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from
zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life
revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at
parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun will be making an
angle of 160 degrees with the horizon, my heart would be like a solved
polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima of an
unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
PythagoraS
all your jokes are hilarious star**!
sorry but that's really boring. I've seen better stuff out there
Lololololol, Pythagoras' love letter lol.
I dont get it?! I dont know what half of the words mean!!
I read the whole thing, but I'm going to forget about it now because it's my spring break and i don't want to do anything with math. =] it was clever though.
that took a lot of thought, but funny
tht was kinda gay...
I wonder if there is a person who writes love letter like this.
its funny but long
haha very good thanks
LOL!!! omg thts funny!!!!
that is fab. worth a star. thanks