Little johnny likes to gamble?!


Question: Little Johnny likes to gamble.

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says OK, she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."

She says yes I know who you are.

Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."

The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.

She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.

That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.

So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lo


Answers: Little Johnny likes to gamble.

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says OK, she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."

She says yes I know who you are.

Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."

The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.

She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.

That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.

So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lo

lol!!!

That was hilarious!! That kid is smart! thnxx for the laugh!!
**Julie**

o lol, bad little Johnny, lmao, that was funny,

hehe nice thanks for the laugh

hahahahaha!!! omg that was funny

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what more can i say?!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

good hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Cute

Johnny is at it again! lol

lol. that was funny

litlle johnny has skills man and know how to plays his card right he good

hehe

I bet you .000000000000000000000000000000000000000... cent johnny's my pimp xD

Johny is my hero!!!!

Oh that lil Johnny. Ya gotta love em.

One day little Johnny came home from school with tears coming down his face. His dad asked Johnny why he was crying, and Johnny told him that he had flunked his oral math quiz that day. His dad couldn't believe it, because math was little Johnny's best subject, so he asked Johnny what happened. Little Johnny said the teacher asked him how much 2 times 5 was, and that he had told her 10. Then little Johnny said that his teacher asked how much 5 times 2 was. The dad interrupts and says, " It's the same f@@@king thing!" Johnny said, "That's exactly what I told my teacher, and she flunked me!!!"



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