The tax man?!


Question: At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to
audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he
turned to the Rabbi and said

"I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
drippings?"
"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a
free box of candles."
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious
way:

"What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs?"
"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying
to
trap him
with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to
the
manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box of holy
biscuits."

"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all
Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the
leftover
foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is we
save
up all the
foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once year they
send us a complete
dick."


Answers: At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to
audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he
turned to the Rabbi and said

"I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
drippings?"
"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a
free box of candles."
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious
way:

"What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs?"
"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying
to
trap him
with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to
the
manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box of holy
biscuits."

"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all
Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the
leftover
foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is we
save
up all the
foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once year they
send us a complete
dick."

Oh,YES....................so so true!!!!!!!!!!! You get the biggest star there is!!!!!! X

XD lol! Good One. STARRED!

lol!

haha very funny

That is a good joke!!!!

haha! never heard it before, but it was great

YES!!! my god oh too funny!
man oh dear, i think oh goodness i think i am about to be sick from laughing so hard!

hahaha excellent thanks



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