Joke: Will you forgive this man? jimi4950?!
Question: A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the
front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the
back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away
from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly
in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's
ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all
eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, " Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
Answers: A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the
front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the
back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away
from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly
in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's
ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all
eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, " Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
me neither ,i got de-niece.
By God, that joke was funny and twisted in some many ways!
sorry guy i just wasnt feeling that..
lol i really laughed out loud i thought it would be im afraid of no one but god, but he said ive been married to ur sister, i died, omg, my stomach hurts, dats was funny
LOL good one, never heard it before.
yes because he was afraid..........
lmao..very good..xx..?
nice
I had a female boss one time that was married to the nicest man. I used to tell the girls under her rein this joke about her and say it was her husband that said this to Satan. It used to cheer them up. The day I said it to them she come in later saying, "I have to talk to you girls about some new rules..." we all started laughing. It was the usually changing of the rules on the job but this time it was funny after the joke.
LOL