A lady on a boat.?!
Question: A woman was about to throw herself off a pier when a sailor stopped her. She explained that she had enough of living in debt in England with no prospects and that she was ready to end it all. He persuaded her not to. "I'm sailing to Australia, I'll give you a lift, you'll be able to start a new life for yourself. I'll make a bed for you in one of the lifeboats, I'll bring you food three times a day, just keep out of sight....you can pay me back by...'cough, cough' ...favours."
The girl agreed and this arrangement went on for three days.
After that the Captain of the ship was making an inspection and found the girl hiding in the lifeboat..."What's going on here then?" he asked...
"That sailor kindly saved my life, he's helping me get to Australia, he brings me food ...and he's screwing me."...she explained..
"He sure is," said the Captain "This is the Isle of Man Ferry."
Answers: A woman was about to throw herself off a pier when a sailor stopped her. She explained that she had enough of living in debt in England with no prospects and that she was ready to end it all. He persuaded her not to. "I'm sailing to Australia, I'll give you a lift, you'll be able to start a new life for yourself. I'll make a bed for you in one of the lifeboats, I'll bring you food three times a day, just keep out of sight....you can pay me back by...'cough, cough' ...favours."
The girl agreed and this arrangement went on for three days.
After that the Captain of the ship was making an inspection and found the girl hiding in the lifeboat..."What's going on here then?" he asked...
"That sailor kindly saved my life, he's helping me get to Australia, he brings me food ...and he's screwing me."...she explained..
"He sure is," said the Captain "This is the Isle of Man Ferry."
lol! its so funny! i get it! i got to tell everyone about this! ur really funny and have great jokes! congrats on the sence of humor! lol
share it.
I hate boats
ha ha ha... while im sure you copied this from somewhere ill still mark it a interesting
I don't get it
A golden oldie.
haha nice
a person has to know what an "Isle of Man Ferrry" is, in ordert to understand this joke (which I don't).
"Don't" refers to both things: Knowing and understanding!
LOL
hate that!
gooood one!
not funny
hehe! It was kind of funny..
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this was the longest stupid joke ive ever read...
funny :)
lmmfao!!
Not funny.
I DON'T GET IT
GET BETTER JOKES DUDE.
NO OFENCE.
XD
aw a slow boat to china, i love you lon lon time
kkkkkkkkkk. great one:))
i took some time to understand that cause i had to look in my dictionary what is "ferry".
lol:)
deserves a staR
ha ha ha, Brilliant, made me laugh, 10/10
a star for you.
hahaha very good thanks
The problem is the USA seems to be getting UK & Ireland Yahoo answers or vis versa
HaHa,your best one yet!