A couple blonde jokes!!!?!
Question: 1.A blonde and a redhead met for dinner one day and were watching the 6:00 news. A man threatened to jump off a bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. The redhead took the bet, and sure enough the man jumped. The blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, I cant take this, your my friend. The blonde said, no this was a bet, take it. The redhead said, no I saw him jump before on the 5:00 news. So the blonde said, so did I, but I didnt think he would jump again!
2.Two blondes each bought a dog. When they got home one blonde said, Oh no! How will we tell them apart? The second blonde said, how about well put a red bow on mine and a blue on yours. The next day the blondes saw that the dogs ripped the bows off playing. Again they were worried about telling them apart, so they gave them different collars. Again the dogs ripped them off playing. So one of the blondes came up with an idea. She said, I know! how about you take the black one, and I take the white one!
Answers: 1.A blonde and a redhead met for dinner one day and were watching the 6:00 news. A man threatened to jump off a bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. The redhead took the bet, and sure enough the man jumped. The blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, I cant take this, your my friend. The blonde said, no this was a bet, take it. The redhead said, no I saw him jump before on the 5:00 news. So the blonde said, so did I, but I didnt think he would jump again!
2.Two blondes each bought a dog. When they got home one blonde said, Oh no! How will we tell them apart? The second blonde said, how about well put a red bow on mine and a blue on yours. The next day the blondes saw that the dogs ripped the bows off playing. Again they were worried about telling them apart, so they gave them different collars. Again the dogs ripped them off playing. So one of the blondes came up with an idea. She said, I know! how about you take the black one, and I take the white one!
LOL That made my day.
I love blonde jokes!
wonder ful
hahaha i love the 1st one!
That's very Funny:-))))))))))