My Husband Thinks this is the Worst Joke Ever?!
Question: Three french men come to America. They decide on the first day to split up, see the sights, and report back. The first frenchman goes to the Opera, and hears an aria, "mi mi mi mi mi!" The second frenchman goes to a restauraunt, and watches as a child throws a tantrum, exclaiming "Fork and knife, fork and knife!". The third frenchman goes to the candy store, and excited children run in and out, shouting "Goody Goody Gumdrops!". Evening sets, and the men meet up to discuss the things they've seen. A detective is canvasing a murder scene nearby and spots the men. He decides to question them. He asks, "Did any of you happen to see who did this?" " Mi mi mi mi mi!" said the first frenchman. "What?", exclaimed the detective, "well what did you do it with?" The second frenchamn shouted, "Fork and knife, fork and knife!" The detective said, "That's it, you're all under arrest." "Goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops!", said the last frenchman.
Answers: Three french men come to America. They decide on the first day to split up, see the sights, and report back. The first frenchman goes to the Opera, and hears an aria, "mi mi mi mi mi!" The second frenchman goes to a restauraunt, and watches as a child throws a tantrum, exclaiming "Fork and knife, fork and knife!". The third frenchman goes to the candy store, and excited children run in and out, shouting "Goody Goody Gumdrops!". Evening sets, and the men meet up to discuss the things they've seen. A detective is canvasing a murder scene nearby and spots the men. He decides to question them. He asks, "Did any of you happen to see who did this?" " Mi mi mi mi mi!" said the first frenchman. "What?", exclaimed the detective, "well what did you do it with?" The second frenchamn shouted, "Fork and knife, fork and knife!" The detective said, "That's it, you're all under arrest." "Goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops!", said the last frenchman.
I think your husband is right!
try this one, it may be a tie:
whats big, black, and eats rocks?
a big, black rock eater
he's not lying
lol cute.
its ok not great not bad
Yikes! I think he's right.
IT IS
kinda funny but not full on my rating, 3/10
Awful!!!
Star 4 your husband. He is completely right.
Oh, yeah, that's bad.
Check this one out (my boyfriend hates it... but it's my personal favorite)!
Okay:
What do you call a short dog with metal balls?
(drum roll)
SPARKY!!!
it's alright i guess, but i have to agree it is not the greatest joke ever.
well yr husbands rong
Well that sucked...
Oh my gosh. Did you learn this from your kid? Seriously this was like the only joke that kids in my grade knew in third grade! wow blast from the past...
sorry that sucked more then my ex-wife did. JD
haha i laughed.. its cute
I agree with your husband!!!!
not funny at all...sorry