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Question: What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A
How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.
Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the window in the carwash
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order,
could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
Answers: What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A
How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.
Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the window in the carwash
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order,
could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
Great x Lets get rid of the chavs lol!
EXCELLENT - more more more
wtf is a freaking chav
hhahahahaha
cool chav jokes!?
Plop
wtf is a chav????
great! didnt get the burger king one thou
funny....but wat is a chav?
very good, have a star
lmao more :D
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh again.!!!
Heh I love your chav jokes!
"A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order,
could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
LOL being Welsh I love this one!!! Never heard of Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch though, lol!
Chavs would have trouble pronoucing Cardiff and Newport let alone anything more complicated!
LMAO brilliant
Absulutly great , the Burger King one terrific !still smiling at that one .
the burger king one killed me!!pmsl