Chav Jokes again?!
Question: CHAMPAGNE on y/a said she liked my jokes so thought i would post some more =P
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!
How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
Answers: CHAMPAGNE on y/a said she liked my jokes so thought i would post some more =P
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!
How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
Haha - funny as usual
Keep them coming !
those would b funny if i knew what a chav was...
Nice
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs
so funny i nearly pee'd myself
awsomeness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ty for the two points your very good at these
the emo kid
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thats better lol
lol
hehe
hahaha
they are great
love them
What do you call a chav in a freezer?
(chav accent) Solid!
Q: Three Chavs in a Nova go over a cliff. Why is this a great tragedy?
A: A Nova seats four.
The Government have apparently been asking the Chavs for their views on joining the EU monetary Union and changing the currency of the UK
The Chavs have replied that they would prefer to keep it as the Giro . . .