Where is the most embarrassing place you have FARTED?!
Question: Once, I went on a date after a long day of work. I seemed to have a little gas throughout the work day, and it continued through my date. Since it was a new relationship, I had to hold it in all evening. When I got to my house (still living with parents...I was a freshman in college), I clicked on the television and felt the urge. I let one of the loudest and longest one rip that I could remember and didn't think anything of it. About 2 minutes later, as I was sitting there watching tv, I heard someone stir in the next room. It was my older sister's college roommate. She came in from college for the weekend. I was never more embarrassed. Oh, and she was smoking hot, which seemed to make it worse.
Answers: Once, I went on a date after a long day of work. I seemed to have a little gas throughout the work day, and it continued through my date. Since it was a new relationship, I had to hold it in all evening. When I got to my house (still living with parents...I was a freshman in college), I clicked on the television and felt the urge. I let one of the loudest and longest one rip that I could remember and didn't think anything of it. About 2 minutes later, as I was sitting there watching tv, I heard someone stir in the next room. It was my older sister's college roommate. She came in from college for the weekend. I was never more embarrassed. Oh, and she was smoking hot, which seemed to make it worse.
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