What is brown black & green has 4 legs and if it lands on you your dead ????!

Question: a pool table

Answers: a pool table

A dead Fly?

a camoflaged cow

as chicken little said " the sky is falling, the sky is falling"
for real a table or piano

Two fat African Siamese Twins wearing a green dress.

A garbage truck.

Your face LOL

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