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Question: A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

In court, the lorry company's fancy hot shot solicitor
was questioning Seamus.
"Didn't you say, to the Garda at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine,'?"asked the solicitor.

Seamus responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I
had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the solicitor
interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say,
at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Seamus said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the
trailer and I was driving down the road...."

The solicitor interrupted again and said, "Your Honour, I
am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
accident, this man told the Gárda on the scene that he
was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's
answer and said to the solicitor, "I'd like to hear what
he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie".

Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well as I was
saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into
the trailer and was driving her down the road when this
huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit
my trailer right in the side. I was
Thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the
other. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to
move.

However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I
knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a garda on a motorbike turned
up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went
over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her
condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the
eyes.

Then the Garda came across the road, gun still in hand,
looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the F*ck would you say?"


Answers: A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

In court, the lorry company's fancy hot shot solicitor
was questioning Seamus.
"Didn't you say, to the Garda at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine,'?"asked the solicitor.

Seamus responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I
had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the solicitor
interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say,
at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Seamus said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the
trailer and I was driving down the road...."

The solicitor interrupted again and said, "Your Honour, I
am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
accident, this man told the Gárda on the scene that he
was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's
answer and said to the solicitor, "I'd like to hear what
he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie".

Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well as I was
saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into
the trailer and was driving her down the road when this
huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit
my trailer right in the side. I was
Thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the
other. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to
move.

However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I
knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a garda on a motorbike turned
up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went
over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her
condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the
eyes.

Then the Garda came across the road, gun still in hand,
looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the F*ck would you say?"

Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a Brilliant joke Shirls.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh at work.!!!

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  • Haha, very good!

    ha ha, i liked that one, encore encore

    haha =]

    i have give it too you that was funny

    ha ha ha ha ha ha and ha

    here is a star for you and a few of these ****************************************...

    Nice one!!!

    hahahahaahahahaahaa i would have sed im fine too
    poor cow

    hilarious...i love this one!!!

    ROFLMAO! Good one!!!!



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