Last wishes,funny or not?!
Question: Sometimes after Sidney died, his widow Tillie,was finally able to speak about what a wonderful man her late husband had been.
"Sidney thought of everything" she told them. "Just before he died,he called me to his bedside,'I've put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am dead,please open them and do exactly as I have instructed. Then I can rest in peace."
"What was in the envelope?" her friend ask.
"The first envelope contained $5,000 with a note, 'Please use this money to buy a nice casket." So I bought a beautiful mahogany casket with such comfortable lining that I know Sidney is resting comfortably."
"The second was a $10,000 with a note, "Please use this for a nice funeral.' I arranged a very dignified funeral and bought all his favorite foods for everyone attending."
"The last contained $25,000 with a note, "Please use this to buy a nice stone."
Holding her hand in the air,Tellie said.
"So, do you like my stone?" showing off her 10 carat diamond
ring.
Answers: Sometimes after Sidney died, his widow Tillie,was finally able to speak about what a wonderful man her late husband had been.
"Sidney thought of everything" she told them. "Just before he died,he called me to his bedside,'I've put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am dead,please open them and do exactly as I have instructed. Then I can rest in peace."
"What was in the envelope?" her friend ask.
"The first envelope contained $5,000 with a note, 'Please use this money to buy a nice casket." So I bought a beautiful mahogany casket with such comfortable lining that I know Sidney is resting comfortably."
"The second was a $10,000 with a note, "Please use this for a nice funeral.' I arranged a very dignified funeral and bought all his favorite foods for everyone attending."
"The last contained $25,000 with a note, "Please use this to buy a nice stone."
Holding her hand in the air,Tellie said.
"So, do you like my stone?" showing off her 10 carat diamond
ring.
haha......a little missunderstanding there! lmmfao!!
He didnt leave any for her to spend on herself????? oh yeah, the 25,000!! lol
Nah its not really funny.. its more like a 'your wife's so dumb' type joke.
its ok but a different wording on the punchline would be better.
its ah right
Not really.
very cute
nice
i like it