Is Fred home?!
Question: A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor. "Is Fred home?"
he asked the woman who answered the door. "Sorry," the woman replied. "Fred's gone for cotton."
The next day the collector tried again. "Is Fred here today?" "No, sir," she said,
"I'm afraid Fred has gone for cotton." When he returned the third day he asked,
"I suppose Fred is gone for cotton again,?" "No," the woman answered solemnly, "Fred died yesterday."
Suspicious that he was being avoided, the collector decided to wait a week and investigate the cemetery
himself. But sure enough, there was poor Fred's tombstone, with this inscription: ...
"Gone, But Not for Cotton."
Answers: A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor. "Is Fred home?"
he asked the woman who answered the door. "Sorry," the woman replied. "Fred's gone for cotton."
The next day the collector tried again. "Is Fred here today?" "No, sir," she said,
"I'm afraid Fred has gone for cotton." When he returned the third day he asked,
"I suppose Fred is gone for cotton again,?" "No," the woman answered solemnly, "Fred died yesterday."
Suspicious that he was being avoided, the collector decided to wait a week and investigate the cemetery
himself. But sure enough, there was poor Fred's tombstone, with this inscription: ...
"Gone, But Not for Cotton."
nice one lol
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he is not at home
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awww.. : ( poor fred.
lol =]
clever little pun.
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lol my grampy loved puns RIP GRANDPA!!!
heres a star in gordon's name
no hes in heaven!
Who's fred?
excellent
Gr8!!
brilliant joke thanks
hahahaha very punny.
love it, must remember that one, lol