Is Maria marrying the right guy after all?!
Question: Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.
So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.
Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go
upstairs, and he'll take care of you!" So up the stairs she went. When she
got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria
ran downstairs to her mother and said, "Mama, mama, Tony's got a big, hairy
chest." "Don't worry, Maria." said her mother. "All good men have hairy
chests. Go upstairs. He'll take care of you!"
So up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his pants, exposing
his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony
took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!" Her mother replied, "Don't
worry, Maria. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs,
and he'll take care of you." So up she went again. When she got there, Tony
took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When
Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony' got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," said the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
Answers: Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.
So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.
Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go
upstairs, and he'll take care of you!" So up the stairs she went. When she
got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria
ran downstairs to her mother and said, "Mama, mama, Tony's got a big, hairy
chest." "Don't worry, Maria." said her mother. "All good men have hairy
chests. Go upstairs. He'll take care of you!"
So up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his pants, exposing
his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony
took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!" Her mother replied, "Don't
worry, Maria. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs,
and he'll take care of you." So up she went again. When she got there, Tony
took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When
Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony' got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," said the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
hahaha brilliant. lol
No. People with 3 toes on one foot are weird.
you dont have any other question? lol
no cause they still live at her mom's house. that's not cool. so she shouldve married someone who would atleast have his own home so they can have sex there.
Not understood.
But you stated Maria already got married - it was her wedding night. I don't think it would matter if Maria was marrying the right guy, he's taking his clothes off after the marriage happened so technically she's losing her virginity afterwards. She married someone who followed her customs so yes, she did.
hahaha very good
surprised that most of the ppl didnt understand this. anyway a gud one
Gr8!!
brilliant joke thanks
Lmao 10/10