Just a joke, plz. enjoy.?!
Question: A pastor & a kid were travelling by a bus. The kid was staring at pastor constantly...
Pastor: What r u looking at?
Kid: I was wondering, why are u wearing ur hat reverse?
Pastor: Thats coz I am a father.
Kid: But my father never wears his hat this way!
Pastor: thats coz, I am father of 1000s.
Kid was silent & was in deep thought now....
Pastor: Now what r u thinking?
Kid: Father of 1000s? I was thinking, u should wear ur trouser reverse not ur hat!!!
Answers: A pastor & a kid were travelling by a bus. The kid was staring at pastor constantly...
Pastor: What r u looking at?
Kid: I was wondering, why are u wearing ur hat reverse?
Pastor: Thats coz I am a father.
Kid: But my father never wears his hat this way!
Pastor: thats coz, I am father of 1000s.
Kid was silent & was in deep thought now....
Pastor: Now what r u thinking?
Kid: Father of 1000s? I was thinking, u should wear ur trouser reverse not ur hat!!!
A burglar breaks into an isolated country house after watching the whole family depart for a night out on the town.
As he creeps across the darkened living room he hears a voice saying: "I can see you..... and Jesus can see you".
The burglar shines his penlight torch around the room, but sees nothing. He takes another step, and he hears it again: "I can see you..... and Jesus can see you".
This time he realizes the voice comes from above, and when he shines his torch around he sees a parrot sitting on top of a cupboard. It looks him in the eye and says: "I can see you..... and Jesus can see you".
The burglar laughs and says "You're just a parrot". The parrot looks him in the eye and says "I'm a parrot and my name is Ebenezer".
The burglar laughs again, and says "Ebenezer is a pretty silly name for a parrot". The parrot looks him in the eye, waits until he has stopped laughing, and says:
"I agree completely...... ....and Jesus is a pretty silly name for a rotweiler".
LOL
lmbo
i don't get it
Nice!
ha ha..enjoyed
what a smart kid....
bit like the little boy that constantly sucked his thumb..
eventually his mama told him he'd grow really fat if he didnt stop.
One day whilst travelling the school bus a very pregnant lady staggered in and sat near him.
He looks at her for quite awhile before he finally exclaims....
I.....Know.....what.....you've.....bee... .....doing..!!!!!!
ha ha
LOFL LOFL OMFG THAT IS FUNNY
lol
HA HA
kool
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Its funny.....