Do you know what the egg said to the boiling water?!
Question: "It will take a while for me to get hard i just got laid"
Answers: "It will take a while for me to get hard i just got laid"
You're EGGstremely hot?
Nothing, eggs are inanimate and are incapable of speech.
WHAT NOW MOFO!
wtf?
-----is this some new shamanic shifting device?
-----Siva: nice
I just got sizzled
Thanks!
I feel better with this hot bath.
Ha ha ha...
Someone just texted me that joke!
Good one Cosmic...Thanks
'''i will get hard due to pain i was given by you but still you can enjoy ''