2 old ladies?!
Question: Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted
Answers: Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted
lmao. that was great. thanks for the laugh. :) here, have a star.
Hilarious! Funny! 100!
OMG that's hilarious! i used to work in a nursing home, and the old people are soo funny!
That is kind of funny.
haha.
very funny.
Brilliant one I must tell this to my Grannie.
like it a lot. cheers. and to the thumbs down fairy whoever you are fuc* off and die.
yes i like that nearly choked
Nice
Haah. *
Really funny
good one
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Two old ladies outside a cafe. One old lady says to the other "Did you come on the bus?" to which the other one replied "Yes, but I made it look like a stroke."
Your joke reminded me of this one.. V. Funny.
That is a good one love it
ROTFLMAO!!!
Hahahah
So funy
*mentally Remembers*
OK ish
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahhehehehe i love it. thanks so much for the laugh. lol lol lol
cheers*
OMG that's hilarious and who says little old ladies aren't funny? star
Hilarious!!