This is the Funniest blonde joke yet!!?!
Question: Horrific Accident
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
Answers: Horrific Accident
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
hahahah I LOVED IT!!!! THXS FOR THE GOOD LAUGH START STAR STAR YOU DESERVE IT!!!
lol Nice! I thought she was in a forest, but now I get it!
You got *'d all right!
Ha ha ha! That was the funniest blonde joke i have ever heard!
blondes stories arent jokes
ahhh rofllll
Hah that was pretty good!
One of my favorites is this:
A blonde walks into an electronic store and walks up to the manager and says "I'd like to buy that TV" and the manager says "I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes." Confused, the blonde walks home and dyes her hair red. The next day, she goes back to the store and says "I'd like to buy that TV" The store manager replies "I'm sorry we dont sell to blondes." Confused, the blonde walks home and dyes her hair brown. The next day she goes back to the electronic store and walks up to the manager and says "I'd like to buy that TV." The manager says "I already told you we don't sell to blondes!!!" Angry, the blonde yells, "I dyed my hair brown and red, so how did you know i was blonde?" The manager calms her down and says, "Well first of all, thats a microwave..."
hahaha :0
pfffff!
dumb blond.
but i also find offens.......ack my computer is copying my every word delete delete delete delete.
lol!!!!! i have one to. i dont think it is the funniest but here it goes:
there was a blondie, a burnet, and a red head.
they were trapped on an island exactly 10 miles away from a city. the red head swims 3 miles and swims back cuz she was to tired. the burnet swims 2 miles and comes back cuz she is to tired. lastly the blondie swims 5 miles and swims back cuz she got to tired.
lol get it!?
tee hee gud 1
Are they really stupids or just people make fun of them?