Are these almost true?!


Question: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.


He who laughs last, thinks slowest.


A day without sunshine is like, well, night.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.


Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.


Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.


Honk if you love peace and quiet.


Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


Remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.


If you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent
probability you'll get it wrong.


If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.


Latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75 percent of the world's population.


If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.


The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.


Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.


A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


In court you put yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


Light travels faster than sound, so some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


Answers: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.


He who laughs last, thinks slowest.


A day without sunshine is like, well, night.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.


Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.


Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.


Honk if you love peace and quiet.


Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


Remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.


If you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent
probability you'll get it wrong.


If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.


Latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75 percent of the world's population.


If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.


The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.


Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.


A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


In court you put yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


Light travels faster than sound, so some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

in my case 90% are true, lol

LOL..xx..?

Also remember that if everything appears to be coming your way, you are probably in the wrong lane.

lol....

great list

hahahaha I'm making a note of these for the pub later.

1, 5, 6

lol!!

those are great. lol

Where did you get this? If it is your own , you are great.

LOL...those were good

I would say most of them are true.



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