A short joke - funny or not?!
Question: “Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head”
Answers: “Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head”
roses are red
violets are blue
i made up this poem
while sat upon the loo
sorry, not really funny...
Lol
haha!!!
Funny definately
Hey, that's pretty clever!
lol....funny
was that a joke or a poem?
gr8!
Funny :) made me smile
lmao..xx..?
good nice one
Have U seen Me!!
I guess U are looking in mirror.
What is the source of your joke. Your brain or some body's. Please don't waste your energy and time for such snaching habits.
hahahaha, thanks, i love you too.
funny
Verry funny!!
Hehe...
I Can tell you one more...
"You are my 100% Sentimental friend...i'll explain why..
You are-1% Senti
and
99% Mad!!
hahaha very funny
it's not a joke, but funny
i like it becuase it rhymes, but i don't think its funny
Here's a continuation (it's supposed to be a silly message for an answering machine)...
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten
Have a great day! =)
LOL, I got that in a text and still find it funny
here is one i actually put in a valentine card to a teacher, when i was 13
Roses are red
violets are blue
there's nothing I'd like better
than to be in bed with you
and yes he did find out it was me who sent it, "the shame"
I like that. very good.