What is the best joke you have heard today?!
Question: Womens Rights =D
Just kidding.
Answers: Womens Rights =D
Just kidding.
the one I just posted ~!
MANY
ONE OF THEM
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."
The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
The joke was
Why did the Easter Bunny hide the eggs?
The answer was he didn't want everyone to know he was F****ING the chickens.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Choked
"Would you study with me?"
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Jennifer, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian
and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the
course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the
eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian"
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
"Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying
that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if
Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
Love, Mom"
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potatoe chip!
amy?
none, it's too early in the morning to hear a joke