Are these the maths of life?!
Question: Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay ￡2 for a ￡1 item he needs.
A woman will pay ￡1 for a ￡2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a man.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a woman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Answers: Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay ￡2 for a ￡1 item he needs.
A woman will pay ￡1 for a ￡2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a man.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a woman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
those are the maths you can count on in life, brilliant
wow, as i was reading through them, i realised how true they are! its so weird, but they all happen! yeah they are totally the maths of ife.
omg they are so true..lol..xx..?
F A N T A S T I C
love them all
i never thought maths would that easier
they sure are, great lists
it is math of married life
funny
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Its awesome.Just loved it.It osssom.Great.You rock babe
hahahaha very clever.
brilliant. well done worth a star.
I like those. Fab ones there.