Jack and Jill joke - funny or not?!
Question: An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill...
He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning.
Well, both employees came to work very early.
Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break.
Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.
Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break
- strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day,
they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who
would leave work the earliest and both employees stayed after closing.
Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said,
"Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."
Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."
Answers: An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill...
He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning.
Well, both employees came to work very early.
Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break.
Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.
Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break
- strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day,
they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who
would leave work the earliest and both employees stayed after closing.
Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said,
"Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."
Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."
jack and jill
went up the hill
to have some hanky panky
silly jill
forgot the pill
and now there's baby frankie.
Very Funny!
not much
lmao..xx?
Quite funny, bit lame though. But I must say, I did find myself laughing.. After awhile of working it out.. lol
jack and jill went up the hill to see the
old cock linnet jill came down with ￡50
she was only up there a minute.
yes ,it is funny ! i liked Jill's reply !
LMAO
PMSL! Very, very good.
excellent