Bible jokes....and to think i'm a good catholic.?!
Question: Q:what was the first sign of drugs in the bible?
A:when mary magdeline got stoned
(crackes me up everytime)
Q:what was the first sign of elasticity in the bible
A:when jesus tied his a*s to a tree and walked to jerusalem
Answers: Q:what was the first sign of drugs in the bible?
A:when mary magdeline got stoned
(crackes me up everytime)
Q:what was the first sign of elasticity in the bible
A:when jesus tied his a*s to a tree and walked to jerusalem
a nun is in the bath when there is a knock at the bathroom door.
"who is it?" she asked.
"it's the blind man" came the reply.
the nun thought about it and decided to let him in, thinking "well, he won't see anything"
the blind man opened the door and said -
"nice boobs, which window do you want this blind on?"
Ghh.
A good Catholic is a reformed one, who has realised that kiddies stories are not true, go and pick up a book on science.
Haha, I'm a good catholic too.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang picture of Jesus!
ROFLMAO very good, most enjoyable thank you!
To continue with your theme ...... The first mention of television in the bible was when Jesus appeared to Moses in the burning BUSH!
The first mention of athletics in the bible was when Jesus cleared the temple!
The first mention a motorbike in the Bible was when the noise of Jesus 'Triumph was heard all over Jerusalem
The oldies really are the goodies! Happy Easter by the way!
Golden oldies! They make me smile.
Perhaps you have heard of these other 'favourites'.
Q. What did Moses do when he had a headache?
A. He went up into the mountain and took two tablets.
Did you know that Moses was the first man to drive a motor car? In the Bible it says, 'And Moses came down the mountain in his Triumph.'
Thanks....those were good and everyone elses too.
I'm sorry, I don't know any religious jokes. I don't get out much.
he he
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers.!!!