Clean Joke????!
Question: t is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but,
here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A Small
tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.. Can you tell if
that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of
Ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Answers: t is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but,
here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A Small
tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.. Can you tell if
that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of
Ash I have ever put my pecker in."
i have one
knock knock
ding dong this the 21 centry get a door bell
.....ding don
u jerk i live in a box!
help
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whaaat?
Funny
Cute