Turner brown?!
Question: A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
> > >black guy standing next to him.
> > >
> > >The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, he looks down and says
> > >in a deep voice, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch d*ck, 3 pound left
> > >testicle 3 pound right testicle, Turner
> >Brown."
> > >
> > >The Irish man faints and falls to the floor The big guy kneels
> > >down
> > >and brings him to, shaking him.
> > >
> > >The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
> > >
> > >In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
> > >
> > >The big guy says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
> > >give
> > >you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7
> > >feet
> > >tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch d*ck, my left testicle
> > >weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
> > >Turner Brown."
> > >
> > >The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
> > >Turn
> >around"!
> > >
> > >
Answers: A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
> > >black guy standing next to him.
> > >
> > >The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, he looks down and says
> > >in a deep voice, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch d*ck, 3 pound left
> > >testicle 3 pound right testicle, Turner
> >Brown."
> > >
> > >The Irish man faints and falls to the floor The big guy kneels
> > >down
> > >and brings him to, shaking him.
> > >
> > >The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
> > >
> > >In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
> > >
> > >The big guy says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
> > >give
> > >you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7
> > >feet
> > >tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch d*ck, my left testicle
> > >weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
> > >Turner Brown."
> > >
> > >The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
> > >Turn
> >around"!
> > >
> > >
Hehehehehehehehehe.........
Oh I needed that - thanks.
ROFL Haha
Me like
that was good and hillerious
lol...I have heard this one before, but it is funny everytime...:)
That joke NEVER gets old!!! LOL!!
haha.. that was a good one!
LOLOLOLOLOL
I've heard this one before but It still makes me laugh!!
STAR 4 U**
Very good joke! There is a version in Spanish,too.
LOL at first I didn't get it.
I'm a little bit of a ditz