Old joke but a cracker?!


Question: A newlywed bride and groom wanted to join a church. The pastor told
them,
"we have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain
from
sex for one whole month".

The couple agreed but after three weeks returned to the Church.
When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the

husband obviously very depressed. "You are back far too soon... Is
there a
problem?" the pastor inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
from sex
for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we managed to
abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but
with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.

However, this third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer,

reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off sex




Then, yesterday afternoon, my wife reached for a can of peas and
dropped
it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was quite overcome with lust
and
had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man
shamefacedly.

"You must understand this means you will not be welcome in our church",

stated the pastor.
"We understand and accept that," said the young man, hanging his
head.........





And we're not welcome at Asda any more, either."


Answers: A newlywed bride and groom wanted to join a church. The pastor told
them,
"we have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain
from
sex for one whole month".

The couple agreed but after three weeks returned to the Church.
When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the

husband obviously very depressed. "You are back far too soon... Is
there a
problem?" the pastor inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
from sex
for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we managed to
abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but
with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.

However, this third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer,

reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off sex




Then, yesterday afternoon, my wife reached for a can of peas and
dropped
it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was quite overcome with lust
and
had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man
shamefacedly.

"You must understand this means you will not be welcome in our church",

stated the pastor.
"We understand and accept that," said the young man, hanging his
head.........





And we're not welcome at Asda any more, either."

WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Star for you Sweetie!!!

o_O?????

*groan*

i dont get it.
whats Asda?

LOL!!!!!! Oldie but goody and always refreshing. ;-)

Have fun

Ps. to the girl above me: Asda is a supermarket.

HAHA, I almost peed myself!! That is so funny! Keep up the good humor.

what is asda? a supermarket?

Haha, what's Asda?

not funny

asda?

Sorry but it is not funny at all !!!
It is meaningless.

Well..this one is not clear to me " Asda " :)
but i am sure it's a old joke..

like it lots! (ASDA is a grocery store by the way.....)

Gave me a smile

(Asda is WALMART!!! Asda is the english version)

i could see someone doing that in this world

WHAT????



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