Cheeky monkey?!
Question: Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the
> hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A
> tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?" "I got a
> hundred euro note on my privates," he said proudly. What the hell were
> you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth
> would an accountant get a hundred euro bill tattooed on his privates?"
> "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like
> to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.And,
> lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
> home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want."
> >>>> >Larry is recovering in room 232 at Beaumont Hospital
>
Answers: Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the
> hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A
> tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?" "I got a
> hundred euro note on my privates," he said proudly. What the hell were
> you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth
> would an accountant get a hundred euro bill tattooed on his privates?"
> "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like
> to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.And,
> lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
> home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want."
> >>>> >Larry is recovering in room 232 at Beaumont Hospital
>
you made me smile...and i didnt think i would even be able to grin because my boyfriend just broke up with me....so, in short, you just made my day.
thank you.
hahahahahahahahaha!
that is so funny!
i love it!
Creative...and very naughty.
cheeky monkey?thats a webkonz;an online pet
LOL!!!!
Lmao,V.Funny
Hehehehehehehehe.................
Thanks for the laugh - have a star ! x
Very funny. New to me... keep them coming ..Oh and a star is winging your way.
LOL
LOL, that is AWESOME!! Good stuff! :-)
my type of guy lol!
ROTFL!!
Funny! 100!
lol
really funny!!