Do you like this funny joke??!
Question: A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Answers: A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
she WILL get screwed!! lmmfao!!
Cute Joke! :) Lol
yes
HMMMMMMMM, stamp collecter you say? lol... I bet I can guess why she misses him :-P
Good joke :-)
heres your star. sorry im not sure how to give you one. but that was good haha
Great joke thanks for sharing.
very funny lol!
thats a hella funny joke,good job
dam ...give me that lawyer....
I HAVE HEARD THAT A MILLION TIMES BUT IT GETS BETTER EVERY SINGLE TIME!! HAHA!!
Lol. Poor old lawyers!
yes is funny was more funny first time i seen it
ROFL!Funny!!
Stamp collector lol... Screwed....