Heard this joke,,,lol, i loved it?!
Question: a man went grocery shopping and a hot woman waves at him, he dosent recognise her and he says '' sorry, i dont remember you''
she says '' i had one of your kids!''
he looked at her confused thinking he was faithful to his wife, but remembered the one time and blushed
he said'' ohhh, your the stripper at that bux night i went to, i bent u over the pool table with all the guys cheering me on, and then you whacked my bottom with a celery stick and then we went into the shed for a while''
she said ''no, i was your sons teacher last year''
Answers: a man went grocery shopping and a hot woman waves at him, he dosent recognise her and he says '' sorry, i dont remember you''
she says '' i had one of your kids!''
he looked at her confused thinking he was faithful to his wife, but remembered the one time and blushed
he said'' ohhh, your the stripper at that bux night i went to, i bent u over the pool table with all the guys cheering me on, and then you whacked my bottom with a celery stick and then we went into the shed for a while''
she said ''no, i was your sons teacher last year''
good one...here's one for you!
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not that funny
cute and funny!!
hilarious, fuking hillarious, i love it for all eternity
No, never heard it. but for some reason I just knew she was a teacher from the start. good one though!
Not really. I have a different humour, like; 'A horse walked into a bar, the bartender says 'Why the long face'!
i dont get it=[
lol
No, not a good one.
rotflmao i love it i would do something like that aaaaaaaaaaha!
predictable
Good one.
JUST NOW this was posted. again you r posting the same joke!!!!
OMFG HAAHAHAHHAHA~!!! I love this joke!! That would be so embarrasing!!
lol
damn
hahah took me a moment or two...
Sneaky 1..well done
have a star
yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
not bad but the delivery could have been better..... :D
You still Rock Mum..... :D
Haha! I thought it was pretty good!
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA, yeah, uhmm, no.
haha
no, 'twas good, 'twas good.
EAT IT,...with DIEEEEET water :O