Have you heard this one???!


Question: You got to love this guy...

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at ClemsonUniversity It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his own family and also to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man! The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here!' He had the marriage annulled first thing the next morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy actually goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. (This guy has balls the size of church bells!)

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!!



'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos-- what you do today, just might burn your butt tomorrow......!'


Answers: You got to love this guy...

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at ClemsonUniversity It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his own family and also to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man! The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here!' He had the marriage annulled first thing the next morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy actually goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. (This guy has balls the size of church bells!)

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!!



'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos-- what you do today, just might burn your butt tomorrow......!'

Amazing story! You have just made my day a whole lot brighter!!!!

definitely should get a MasterCard commercial outta that one

Love this story..right on for the groom.

awesome

It's a joke, or more likely an urban legend. Never happened.

Who taped all the pictures to the bottom of the chairs? That's a lot of work... Couldn't be the groom, he was busy getting married. It just isn't feasible.

In the real world, making a bride's family pay for a wedding that you intended to annul would be cause for a major lawsuit. Plus, conveniently there are no names attached, because it's not a real news story.

It's listed on Snopes.com as an urban legend. Great story, but it's one of those "this really happened to my uncle's friend" sort of deals.



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