Anyone have any good Yo Mama Jokes?!
Question: I have some
yo mamma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said
I GOT THE POWER!!
Yo Mamma so fat she sings ''We are family, KFC McDonalds and me.''
yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Answers: I have some
yo mamma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said
I GOT THE POWER!!
Yo Mamma so fat she sings ''We are family, KFC McDonalds and me.''
yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
i can prove yo mama is a saint---she let your *** live!
yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued...."
yo momma so fat that when she saw a yellow bus with white people on it,she thought it was a twinkie.
yo mommas teeth are so yellow,people slow down
yo mommas @$$ is so hairy,it looks like don king is bout to pop out and say only in america
yo momma so fat that when i asked her to do a split she came back with a banana split
yo momma so fat, when i walk around her i get lost
yo momma so skinny, she hoola-hoops with cheerios
yo momma is so black, when she went to night school she got marked absent cause the teacher couldnt see her
Yo Mama is so stupid mind readers only charge half-price !
yo mamma's so fat when she jumps the CD player skips.... at the radio station.
yo mamma's so fat when she walks around the house she walks AROUND the house.
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so dumb I told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
Yo momma so dumb she thought a elevator was a mobile home.
Yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she put on a pair of BVDs they spelt out Boulevard.
Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo momma so bald she took a shower and got brainwashed.
Yo momma so nasty I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection.
Yo momma so nasty I asked her whats for dinner she put her feet on the table and said corn.
Yo momma so fat I gotta take a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo momma so fat she put on a red shirt and walked outside and kids started yellin "HEY KOOLAID!"
I saw yo momma walkin down the street carryin a pig under her arm and I asked her where she got it and the pig said "I won her in the carnival"
That's all that comes to mind. Some may be old but I still think they're funny.
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Yo momma so stupid, she saw the movie said NC-17, so she took 16 friends.